• Randy Sklar

Amazon's Weirdest Products

Amazon may have started as an online retailer for books, but they’ve expanded to sell nearly everything you can think of that’s not illegal or heavily regulated. With over 480 million products available, you’re bound to find some unusual items. Let’s take a look at some of the weirdest products on the site.

Nicolas Cage Pillowcase

Price: $9.19

Do you love “Con Air,” “Face/Off,” and sleeping? Well then, you’re the target market for this custom-made pillowcase. Featuring a black-and-white photo of Nic Cage shirtless, it’s bound to turn an ordinary pillow into a “National Treasure.”

Jawzrsize Facial Toner, Jaw Exerciser, and Neck Toning Equipment

Price: $39.95

There’s no shortage of bizarre workout products on Amazon, but they don’t come much stranger than Jawzrsize. This piece of equipment, which looks like a stress ball for your mouth, purports to “tone and tighten underlying facial muscles to help reverse the signs of aging.” How does it work? Well, um, you chew on it. The “Level 1” version features 20 pounds of resistance! If you’ve ever been chewing gum and thought, “If only this were a lot more difficult,” Jawzrsize has you covered.

Nasco WA04313 Human Body Fat Replica, 5 lbs.

Price: Normally $84.25, but currently on sale for $62.84

With 94 reviews averaging 4.5 stars, this realistic replica of human fat has more fans than you might expect. It’s perfect for those who are curious about the look and feel of fat or want a weight-loss motivator that can’t be ignored. The next time you’re hankering for a pint of ice cream, this bread-loaf-sized hunk of yellow gunk might make you reconsider.

Accoutrements Yodeling Pickle

Price: $14.99

It’s a plastic pickle that yodels. Why would you want it? Who can say? But it is eligible for Prime shipping, so you can get it in a hurry if you absolutely need one.

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